DURABLE COTTON T-SHIRT
Trained on comfort. Optimized for real life. 100% human-approved output.
- Soft, durable medium-weight cotton
- Classic unisex fit with a relaxed feel
- Seamless body for enhanced comfort
- Reinforced neck and shoulders
- Timeless crew neckline
- OEKO-TEX© certified materials
VENI, VIDI, PROMPTUS
A subtle twist on a legendary declaration - Veni. Vidi. Vici. reimagined for the age of artificial intelligence. This durable cotton tee blends Roman aesthetics with modern thought, pairing a bust of Strategos with the quiet disruption of Promptus. Where conquest once defined the phrase, curiosity and interaction take its place - a shift from domination to dialogue, from victory to iteration.
EU GPSR
Product: Veni, Vidi, Promptus - Durable Cotton T-shirt
Manufacturer: Artificially Funny Merch
EU warranty: 2 years
EU representative:
info@afmerch.store
Margrethevej 5, 9280 Storvorde, Denmark
Warnings & Hazards:
For adults. Made in Nicaragua. No specific safety risks under normal intended use.
Care instructions:
Machine wash cold (up to 90°F / 30°C)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry on low
Do not iron
Do not dry clean
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00 in 45.72 cm |
28.00 in 71.12 cm |
15.10 in 38.35 cm |
| M | 20.00 in 50.80 cm |
29.00 in 73.66 cm |
16.50 in 41.91 cm |
| L | 22.00 in 55.88 cm |
30.00 in 76.20 cm |
18.00 in 45.72 cm |
| XL | 24.00 in 60.96 cm |
31.00 in 78.74 cm |
19.50 in 49.53 cm |
| 2XL | 26.00 in 66.04 cm |
32.00 in 81.28 cm |
21.00 in 53.34 cm |
| 3XL | 28.00 in 71.12 cm |
33.00 in 83.82 cm |
22.40 in 56.90 cm |
| 4XL | 30.00 in 76.20 cm |
34.00 in 86.36 cm |
23.70 in 60.20 cm |
| 5XL | 32.00 in 81.28 cm |
35.00 in 88.90 cm |
25.00 in 63.50 cm |
Measurements may vary by ±1.50 in (±3.81 cm).
Shipping
FREE SHIPPING FOR ORDERS WITH 3+ T-SHIRTS
All orders are fulfilled via worlwide facilities and shipped directly to you. Estimated delivery times after production:
- Europe: 4–11 business days
- Denmark: 2–6 business days
- UK: 4–8 business days
- USA: 4–13 business days
- Australia: 5–11 business days
- Rest of World: 12–35 business days
You'll receive a tracking link by email once your order is on its way. Read the full shipping policy here.
Returns
All our products are printed on demand — each item is manufactured when you place your order. EU customers have the right to cancel or return their order within 14 days of receiving it, for any reason, in accordance with EU consumer law.
To initiate a return, contact us at support@afmerch.store within 14 days of receiving your order. Items must be returned in the same condition as received, unworn and in original packaging. Return shipping is paid by the customer.
We also cover you for:
- Defective or damaged items
- Wrong item received
- Items significantly not as described
In these cases we cover the return shipping and will offer a replacement or full refund. Read the full refunds policy here.