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Optimized for real life. 100% human-approved output.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, durable medium-weight cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic unisex fit with a relaxed feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeamless body for enhanced comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReinforced neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTimeless crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOEKO-TEX© certified materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCOLD DOMAIN, WARM PROCESSOR\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA quiet display of authority, rendered in feathers and frost - this design places an emperor penguin firmly on its thone. At first glance, it reads like nature at its most composed: calm, controlled, perfectly adapted to the cold. But the text shifts the frame. Suddenly it's not just a penguin - it's a system. A domain. A machine running beneath the surface. Cold on the outside, fully operational on the inside. Minimal expression, maximum processing. It's a subtle nod to anyone who appears relaxed and unbothered, while mentally running at full capacity.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"gpsr\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU GPSR\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"gpsr-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cold Domain, Warm Processor - Durable Cotton T-shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eManufacturer:\u003c\/strong\u003e Artificially Funny Merch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU warranty:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2 years\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003einfo@afmerch.store\u003cbr\u003eMargrethevej 5, 9280 Storvorde, Denmark\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings \u0026amp; Hazards:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor adults. Made in Nicaragua. 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